Autumn Capulet

Ironic Hypocrite

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 14:03:10 -0400

When someone tells you that you should never talk to old flames again, but then proceeds to obsess over their now ex boyfriend in a pathetic attempt to justify their controlling and overall self righteous behaviours.

i.e. If my roommate doesn’t stop PACING around the ENTIRE apartment SCREAMING on the phone about how she’s soooo right and everyone else is always wrong and blah blah blah, I am going to smother her in the heap of her filthy laundry that she leaves sitting under her bed for the entirety of 2 semesters. YOU’RE GROSS AND ANNOYING and should probably think before you speak.

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to be anything less...

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 17:09:47 -0400

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to be anything less than a mistress. It brings out my inner Jessica Rabbit. Ladies, don’t call me a homewrecker—- you wrecked your own home. I picked up the pieces for him. Maybe I get a sadistic thrill that he goes through the motions with you, but comes back to me every night. Give him less than a month and he’ll hit withdraw from me. Does that sad fact scare you, baby? I know exactly how long he can go without me.

Disney...

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 00:20:54 -0400

Some people think that Disney gives little girls unrealistic views of men. Really? Because Aladdin was a street rat, The Beast was a feral animal, Prince Charming had no personality, John Smith treated Pocahontas like an ignorant savage, Eric only loved Ariel for her voice, Shang was a chauvinistic meanie, Simba ran away from his problems and Peter Pan was a creepy man-child and a kidnapper.

If anything, Disney taught us that you only get one parents. Seriously… what was up with that? Belle had no mom, Ariel’s mom was dead, so were the mothers of Arora, Pocahontas, Jasmine, and Cinderella. Then Cinderella’s dad was out of the picture and she was stuck with the villain. Snow White didn’t seem to have any parents. Simba lost his father and the girl from Quest for Camelot did too.

What is more deeply ingrained in your psyche? ”MEN MUST = PRINCE CHARMING” or “< OR = 1 PARENT.”

Many men keep a mistress; the smart ones will keep her happy.

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 23:28:53 -0400

A medal… Someone give this bitch one.

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 18:47:10 -0400

A medal… Someone give this bitch one.

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Sat, 17 Mar 2012 13:55:32 -0400

I'm Autumn Fucking Capulet, bitch!

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 00:39:19 -0400

Just thought I would throw that out there. Bad mood, so the announcement seemed necessary.

OMG. I just want to snuggle this little baby sweet pea. if...

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 20:44:39 -0400

OMG. I just want to snuggle this little baby sweet pea. if only those sheets were green!

We found this on the calendar. Haha. Who did this????

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 20:37:07 -0400

We found this on the calendar. Haha. Who did this????

Sneak preview of the parking garage fiasco. No one was in there...

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 22:33:09 -0400

Sneak preview of the parking garage fiasco. No one was in there so I stripped for a photo shoot. I have the best roommate ever!

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Mon, 12 Mar 2012 17:54:35 -0400

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Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:45:06 -0400

xoxo

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 15:44:52 -0400

xoxo

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Mon, 12 Mar 2012 15:13:43 -0400

http://profiles.myfreecams.com/AutumnCapulet:

Come watch me some time. ;) I tend to do at least one show per day, sometimes more.

"I don’t think I could live without hair, makeup and styling, let alone be the performer I am...."

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 15:12:22 -0400

“I don’t think I could live without hair, makeup and styling, let alone be the performer I am. I am a glamour girl through and through. I believe in the glamorous life and I live one.”

-
Lady Gaga

I don’t want the $5 in your pocket, I want your soul!...

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 15:10:55 -0400

I don’t want the $5 in your pocket, I want your soul! This woman is my inspiration!

Follow me on Twitter, please! xoxo

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 15:07:52 -0400

Follow me on Twitter, please! xoxo

Love this song. Lizzie, babe, you are so sexy. ;)

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 15:07:01 -0400

Love this song. Lizzie, babe, you are so sexy. ;)